Sick and perverted always appeals to me.
I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.
Perversion is just another form of art. It's like painting or drawing or sculpting. Except instead of paint, us perverts use sex as our medium.
Of all possible sexual perversions, religion is the only one to have ever been scientifically systematized.
My girlfriend said to me in bed last night: "You're a pervert." I said, "That's a big word for a girl of nine."