When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.
Julio Iglesias
The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment.
Malcolm Muggeridge
Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it's almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can't take it. And at this moment you're a part of them.
Anonymous
It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.
Sex And The City
As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
Alan King
The single most enjoyable thing in the world......SEX!
Starhawk
Sex is a fleeting sensation, but most people dont seem to mind.
Chuck Palahniuk
The mammary fixation is the most infantile and the most American, of the sex fetishes.
Molly Haskell
Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.
Charles Bukowski
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
Tom Lehrer