Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Scott Roeben
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
Woody Allen
Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.
Bai Ling
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
Barry Humphries
Sex is an emotion in motion.
Mae West
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S Thompson
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
Andy Warhol
Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.
Grace Jones
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Sophia Loren
