Britain is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than the sex.
Jackie Mason
Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
Billy Crystal.
There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse, but there is nothing exactly like it.
W.C. Fields
Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.
L. M. Boyd
The technology is moving forward in great leaps, but I still want to fuck.
Slavik on the modern technological advances
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man socially and sexually deprived.
Anonymous
Still not getting any.
Drew Hamilton
