Credibility is like virginity. You only lose it once.

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There is no sweeter pleasure than to surprise a man by giving him more than he hopes for.

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Lust is when you love what you see. Love is when you lust for what is inside.

Vinod Mehta knew what the lay reader liked on a lazy day: sex and irreverence.

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Poverty and chastity don't share the same bed.

Goa Minister who is offering a 'cure' for homosexuality has obviously never noticed the beauty of a rainbow spanning the vast sky.

People are supposed to fuck. It's our main purpose in life, and all those other activities - playing trumpet, vacuuming carpets, reading mystery novels, eating chocolate mousse - are just ways of passing the time untill you can fuck again.

Ladies if your primary objective is to be sexy, then you will attract men whose primary object is to have sex.

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Don't make excuses for nasty people you can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.

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Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.