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Sex is really only touch, the closest of all touch. And it's touch we're afraid of.

Sex without love is an empty experience ... but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.

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Love is a wonderful thing that happens when you continuously get good orgasms from your partner.

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Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any.

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The way I go about a lovemaking scene is that we will talk about it during the rehearsing time.

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

I shall sustain a massive erection, that's what, and I shan't be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself.

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My love comes in three sizes: Small, medium, and fully erect.

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If they didn't show it on the screen, most people would never know about oral sex.