Sex without love is an empty experience ... but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
Love is a wonderful thing that happens when you continuously get good orgasms from your partner.
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any.
The way I go about a lovemaking scene is that we will talk about it during the rehearsing time.
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
I shall sustain a massive erection, that's what, and I shan't be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself.
My love comes in three sizes: Small, medium, and fully erect.
If they didn't show it on the screen, most people would never know about oral sex.
My biggest sex fantasy is we're making love and I realize I'm out of debt.
