Quotes



Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

That indefatigable and unsavory engine of pollution, the dog.

People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.

If men cease to believe that they will one day become gods then they will surely become worms.

The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.

The worm of conscience still begnaw thy soul!

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Oh senseless man, who cannot possibly make a worm, and yet will make Gods by dozens.

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