Never give up your seat for a lady. That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
Only one man in 1,000 is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.
It took time but eventually I developed a special attachment to my mother-in-law. It fitted over her mouth.
Marriage is like the witness protection programme: you get all new clothes, you live in the suburbs and you're not allowed to see your friends anymore.
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
Indian roads make a suicide look like an accident.
Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you reach it faster, too.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.