Someone stole my identity. Now he has no life.
I have the simplest taste. I am always satisfied with the best.
A liberal is a man who leaves the room when the fight starts.
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
Charlie Chaplin's genius was in comedy. He had no sense of humour, particularly about himself.
Charlie Chaplin's ex-wife
You cannot know what you don't know.
According to actuarial tables, people who live the longer are rich relatives.
Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.
There is never enough time unless you're serving it.
The older you get, the more important it is not to act your age.