If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
Humour and fun contribute to my total well-being
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
Don't tell my mother I'm in politics: she thinks I play the piano in a whorehouse.
I not only use all the brains I have, but all I can borrow.
We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs
Mario Andretti has retired from race car driving. That's a good thing. He's getting old. He ran his entire last race with his left blinker on.
I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken." So I opened up the box, and sure enough...
After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.. He said, "No hablo ingles.