Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
When a thought takes one's breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.
What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought.
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
The secret to humor is surprise.