A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
A friend doesn`t go on a diet because you are fat.
The biggest problem with quotes found on the internet is that they're never really accurate.
Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
In examinations, the foolish ask questions that the wise cannot answer.
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
Everyone has the right to be stupid but some people abuse that privilege.
Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.