I consider myself blessed. I consider you blessed. We've all been blessed with God-given talents. Mine just happens to be beating people up.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.
I'm currently fasting to protest hunger strikes.
People like crowds. The bigger the crowd, the more people show up. Small crowd, hardly anybody shows up.
I took a philosophy test that asked us to explain Nothingness. I left it blank.
I heard that the idea for the patent was stolen.
A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.