A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.
I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.