You`ve got to take the bitter with the sour.
If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
Success is a great deodorant.
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.
Since everything is in our heads, we had better not lose them.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Stay humble. Always answer the phone, no matter who else is in the car.
Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even.
Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the grudge, the other guy's out dancing.
It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.