If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.
If a pit bull romances your leg, fake an orgasm.
Housework can`t kill you, but why take a chance?
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
He who slings mud generally loses ground.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.