Kal Chodne Ki Raat Thi, Sab Ne Kiya Apna Khada;
Kuchh Ne Kaha Mera Bada, Kuchh Ne Kaha Uska Bada;
Hum Bbhi Wahin Maujood They Hum Chup Rahe;
Bass Hans Diye, Jab Hum Ne Kiya Apna Khada!
Sab Ne Kaha: Oye Behenchod, Itna Bada... Itna Bada...
Woh Aye Mere Khwaab Main, Ehtalam Ho Gya;
Unki Bhi Izzat Bachh Gayee, Mera Bhi Kaam Ho Gya!
Meaning:Ehtalam Ehtalam: Nightfall
Arz kiya hai:
Main Kyun Karun Rabb Se Yeh Dua;
Ke Aapko Meri Umar Lag Jaye!
Ho Sakta Hai Aaj Aakhri Din Ho Mera;
Aur Aapke Yuhin 'Laudey' Lag Jayein!
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hai Ki Choot Per Baal Hein;
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hai Ki Choot Per Baal Hein;
Arey...
Yeh Toh Laude Ko Fasane Ke Liye Bichhaya Huwa Jaal Hein!
Dur Kahi Ek Chhoti Si Basti Thi;
Jaha Kahi Ek Randi Basti Thi;
Unki Gaand Mein Itni Masti Thi;
Jitna Daalo Utna Hasti Thi;
Magar Aap Kyon Haste Ho;
Kya Aap Ki Hi Woh Basti Thi!
Zindagi Hai Kya, Ek Armaan Bhosdi Ka;
Aurat Ke Peeche Pagal, Insaan Bhosdi Ka;
Rubber Ka Lund, Plastic Ki Chootein;
Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan Bhosdi Ka!
Arz Hai:
Har Ek Lund Pe Likha Hai Ek Choot Ka Naam!
Wah! Wah!
Pehle Sun To Le Laude:
Har Ek Lund Pe Likha Hai Ek Choot Ka Naam!
To Fir kyun Nahi Dete Ho Hatho Ko Aaram?
Pyaar Mohabbat Sirf Ek Ajeeb Dhokhaa Hai;
Pakad Ke Thok Do, Yehi Sunehra Moka Hai;
Na Woh Kabhi Kare Virodh, Aggar Lagao Aap Nirodh;
Aur Phir Bhi Kare Inkar To Koshish Karo Fir Ek Baar!
Woh Aaye Hamari Kabar Pe, Chal Diye Moot Ke;
Chalo Issi Bahane Darshan Ho Gaye Choot Ke;
Hairless, Pink Aur Buhut Cute Thi Unki Choot;
Lekin Abb Kya Fayda, Jab Hum Ban Gaye Bhoot!
Aurat Ko Apni Choot Ki Gahrai Pe Aggar Naaz Hai;
Toh Hume Bhi Apne Lund Ki Lambai Pe Fakar He;
Aggar Tumhari Choot Shabnam Ka Shabab Hai;
To Hamaara Lund Bhi Lucknow Ka Nawab Hai!