Nahi Koi Jaankari Mere Paas Mausam Ki;
Bas Itna Jaanta Hun Ki Teri Yaad Aati Hai Toh Mera Mausam Ban Jaata Hai!
Badal Garze Shor Ke Saath,
Barish Hui Zor Ke Saath,
Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Ka,
Kahin Thand Ke Maare,
So Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath!
Usse Barish Achhi Lagti Thi Aur Mujhe Barish Me Woh;
Usse Bheegna Achcha Lagta Tha Mujhe Bheegti Hui Woh;
Mujhe Woh Achhi Lgti Thi Par Usse Koi Aur;
Isliye Maa Chudaye Barish Aur Gaand Maraaye Woh!
Masti Bhare Iss Yoovan Mein, Jab Baadal Barse Aangan Mein;
Sham Hui Jab Piya Ghar Aaye, Khaat Bichaya Aangan Mein;
Lab Chuse Stan Dabaye Aur Ling Ghusaya Jaangan Mein;
Wo Sisak Sisak Kar Ro Padi, Jab Baadal Barse Aangan Mein!
Nipple Se Tapak Raha Hai Pasina;
Nipple Se Tapak Raha Hai Pasina;
Bhigi Hui Gaand Aur Lathpath Seena;
Aab Tumhi Batao Ghalib;
Itni Garmi Mein Koi Kaise Thoke Hasina!
Qutub Meenar Ko Dekh Ke Galib Ka Man Hai Dola,
Aasmaan Ko Chodne Chala Dharti Ka Loora!
Kudrat Ne Kya Diya Zamaane Ko;
Kudrat Ne Kya Diya Zamaane Ko;
Ek Diya Lagaane Ko, Aur Do Diye Dabaane Ko!