Zindagi Ki Yaha Koi Aukat Nahi Hoti;
2-3 Peg Ke Bina Yaha Raat Nahi Hoti;
Yeh Bharat Desh kis Shaan 'Punjab' Hai Meri Jaan;
Ishq, Daaru Aur Bhenchod Ke Bina Koi Baat Nahi Hoti!
Fir Na Silegi, Yeh Gand Agar Fat Jayegi;
Zindagi Jhaat Nahi, Jo Fir Ugg Jayegi;
Jo Maal Pasand Hai Usse Himmat Kar Ke Thok Lo;
Varna Zindagi Yuhi Hilane Mein Gujar Jayegi!
Kitni Kathor Vidambana Hai Kudrat Ki:
Phulon Ka Raja 'Gulab' Kanto Main Rehta Hai;
Aur Jeevan Ka Nirmata, Jhaanto Main Rehta Hai!
Aasma Se Gire To Barsaat Ban Jaye;
Aankhon Se Gire To Jazbaat Ban Jaye;
Yeh Boond Bhi Ajeeb Cheej Hai, Yaaro;
Neeche Se Gire To Parivar Ban Jaye!
Call girl ne Arz Kiya:
Dheere Dheere Karo Sanam, Maandi Ka Zamana Hai;
Iss Chhoti Si JAGAH Se, Zindagi Bhar Kamana Hai!
Ya Khuda Yeh Teri Kaisi Khudai;
Ya Khuda Yeh Teri Kaisi Khudai;
Bandar Ki Gaand Pe Lipstick Lagai!