Mature Shayari



Bedard Zamana Kya Jane, Kya Yeh Cheez Judai Hoti Hai;
Hum Land Pakad Kar Sote Hai, Ghar-Ghar Mein Chudai Hoti Hai!

Ghar Se Bahar Woh Nakab Main Nikli;
Saari Gali Unki Firak Mai Nikli;
Inkaar Karti Thi Woh Hamaari Mohabbat Se;
Hamari Hi Tasveer Unki 'Bra' Se Nikli!

Chodte Chodte Subah Ho Gyi Lund Mein Pad Gye Chaale;
Choot Fat Ke Gufa Ho Gyi, Wah Re Chodne Wale!

Shikwa Nahin Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahin;
Shikwa Nahin Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahin;
Uska Bra Hi Nai Style Ka Tha, Jo Hum Se Khula Nahin!

Dilbar Ke Hamne Pyaar Se Jo Boob Daba Diye;
Zaara Gaur Farmaiye!
Dilbar Ke Hamne Pyaar Se Jo Boob Daba Diye;
Bhen Ki Lodi Ne Laat Maar Ke Hamaare GOTE Suja Diye!

Woh Hamaari Kabar Pe Chal Diye Moot Ke;
Chalo Isi Bahane Darshan Ho Gaye Choot Ke;
Hairless Thi Unki Chikni Choot;
Lekin Ab Kya Fayda Jab Hum Ban Gaye Bhoot!

Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
Wah Wah!
Pahle Sunn To Le Bhosdi Ke!
Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
Lekin Sabne Teri Gaand Maari, Kya Mera Koi Haq Nahi Tha!

Unhe Shikaayat Hai Ki Har Kisi Ko Dekh Kar, Lund Apna Khada Kar Lete Hein;
Kaise Samjhaau Unhe Ke Har Chehre Mein, Choot Unki Nazar Aati Hai!