Mature Shayari


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Kuch Toh Baaki Hai Tere Mere Darmiyan Ai Zaalim;
Yun Hi Teri Yaad Mein Mera Lund Khada Nahi Ho Jaata!

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Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho;
Dhoop Nikle Aur Sarson Pilli Na Ho;
To Phir Aap Ne Yeh Kaise Soch Liya Ke;
Neend Mein Aap Ki Yaad Aaye Aur Chaddi Gilli Na Ho!

Bra Ki Mehak Churai Nahi Jati;
Panty Ki Jhalak Chhupai Nahi Jati;
Kitni Bhi Chothi Ho GF Ki Mosambi;
Ek Bar Chuus Lo Toh Bhulai Nahi Jati!

Bra Ki Mehak Churai Nahi Jati;
Panty Ki Jhalak Chupai Nahi Jati;
Kitni Bhi Chothi Ho Ladki Ki Mosambi;
Ek Bar Choos Lo To Bhulai Nahi Jati!

Lund Ki Aawaz Ko Damdar Kehte Hain;
Fati Choot Ko Bekaar Kehte Hain;
Sirf Chodne Ka Nam Mohabbat Nahi Hota;
Kissi Ki Yaadon Mein Mutth Marne Ko Bhi Pyaar Kehte Hain!

Yaad Mein Unki Kya Kuchh Na Loota Diya;
Itni Maari Muthh Ke Topa Sujaa Diya;
Hume Kamzor Hota Dekh Jab Muskuraye Woh;
Unki Khushi Dekh Kar, Ek Bar Fir Se Hila Diya!

Ehsaan Kisika Kya Lena, Hum Haath Se Guzara Karte Hein;
Jab Yaad Sanam Ki Aati Hai, Uth Uth Ke Dobara Karte Hein!

Pyar Mein Thokar Lage To Daru Pi Kar Bhula Dena;
Dil Se Aah Nikle To Hothon Mein Daba Lena, Ae Dost;
Agar Meri Yaad Aaye To Piche Ungli Daal Ke Hila Lena!

Chaandni Raat Thee , Woh Mere Saath Thee;
Main Usske Upar Thaa, Woh Mere Niche Thee;
Haathoon Me They Haath , Aur Paeron Main Paaer;
Main Zor Lagaa Rhaa Thaaa, Woh Awaaz Kar Rahi Theeeeee;
Woh Meri Cycle Theeee!

Koun Kehta Hai Ki Lund Yahan Mutneko Aata Hai,
Woh To Chut Ki Yaad Me Aansu Bahane Aata Hai!

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