Ch**t Ki Awaaj Ko Chamatkar Kahte Hein;
Latki Chuchiyo Ko Bekar Kahte Hein;
Sirf Ch**dne Ka Naam Mohabbat Nahi;
Kissi Ki Yaadon Main M*tth Marne Ko Bhi Pyaar Kahte Hein!
Kitni Kathor Vidambana Hai Kudrat Ki:
Phulon Ka Raja 'Gulab' Kanto Main Rehta Hai;
Aur Jeevan Ka Nirmata, Jhaanto Main Rehta Hai!
Unhe Shikaayat Hai Ki Har Kisi Ko Dekh Kar, Lund Apna Khada Kar Lete Hein;
Kaise Samjhaau Unhe Ke Har Chehre Mein, Choot Unki Nazar Aati Hai!
Ehsaan Kisika Kya Lena, Hum Haath Se Guzara Karte Hein;
Jab Yaad Sanam Ki Aati Hai, Uth Uth Ke Dobara Karte Hein!
Aasma Se Gire To Barsaat Ban Jaye;
Aankhon Se Gire To Jazbaat Ban Jaye;
Yeh Boond Bhi Ajeeb Cheej Hai, Yaaro;
Neeche Se Gire To Parivar Ban Jaye!
Pyar Mein Thokar Lage To Daru Pi Kar Bhula Dena;
Dil Se Aah Nikle To Hothon Mein Daba Lena, Ae Dost;
Agar Meri Yaad Aaye To Piche Ungli Daal Ke Hila Lena!
Aab Unhe Dekhne Ki Aas Nahi;
Aab Unhe Dekhne Ki Aas Nahi;
Kyunki Aab Unki 'ASS' Dikhne Mein Itni Khaas Nahi!
Call girl ne Arz Kiya:
Dheere Dheere Karo Sanam, Maandi Ka Zamana Hai;
Iss Chhoti Si JAGAH Se, Zindagi Bhar Kamana Hai!
Sirf Zinda Rehne Ko Zindagi Nahin Kehte;
Kuch Gham-E-Mohabbat Ho, Kuch Gham Jahaan Ka Ho!
Chaandni Raat Thee , Woh Mere Saath Thee;
Main Usske Upar Thaa, Woh Mere Niche Thee;
Haathoon Me They Haath , Aur Paeron Main Paaer;
Main Zor Lagaa Rhaa Thaaa, Woh Awaaz Kar Rahi Theeeeee;
Woh Meri Cycle Theeee!
