Shikari Ne Teer Mara Samandar Ke Beech Me,
Khuda Ne Kya Cheez Banayee Do Tango Ke Beech Me!
Kabira Khada Bazar Me , Dekh Oont Ko Roye,
Itni Unchi Gand Ko Maar Sake Na Koi!
Kudrat Ne Kya Diya Zamaane Ko;
Kudrat Ne Kya Diya Zamaane Ko;
Ek Diya Lagaane Ko, Aur Do Diye Dabaane Ko!
Majnu Ki Halat To Dekhiye, Kabr Me Pada Tha;
Majnu Ki Halat To Dekhiye, Kabr Me Pada Tha;
Haddiyan To Gal Gayi Thi, Par Land Khada Tha!
Baarish Ka Paani Aur Kagaz Ki Kashti;
Daaru Ki Botal Aur Achhhi Ghashti;
Ye Jawaani Aur Sex ,Do Pal Ki Masti;
Condom Lagana Dost, Yeh Lulee Nahi Sasti!
Ansu Tere Nikle, To Ankhen Meri Ho;
Dil Tera Dhadke, To Dhadkan Meri Ho;
Khuda Kare Dosti Hamari Itni Gehri Ho;
Baap Tu Bane, To Mehnat Meri Ho!
Agar Aasmaan Tak Mere Haath Jate;
Agar Aasmaan Tak Mere Haath Jate;
Tu Chaand Tarey Todna Tu Chhoti Baat Hai;
Hum Tu Pariyon Ki Gaand Me Bhi Ungli Kar Aatey!
Maine Poocha Chand Se;
Kabhi Dekha Hai Mere Yaar Sa Hasin;
Chand Ne Kaha , Abe Bhosdi Ke, Itne Upar Se Kuch Dikhta Hai Kya!
Badi hasrat thi ki kholein unki salwaar ka nara,
Sanam ki berukhi dekho ki nangey hi chale aye, Wah wah wah
Kashti Toofan Se Nikal Sakti Hai;
Taqdeer Kisi Bhi Waqt Bhi Badal Sakti Hai;
Hausla Rakh, Channel Na Badal;
Yeh Sundar Tennis Khelti Ladki;
Kissi Bhi Waqt Jhuk Sakti Hai!
