Zindagi Hai Kya, Ek Arman Bhosdi Ka;
Aurat Ke Peeche Pagal, Insaan Bhosdi Ka;
Rubber Ka Lund, Plastic Ki Chuten;
Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan Bhosdi Ka!
Bedard Zamana Kya Jane, Kya Cheez Judai Hoti Hai;
Hum Land Pakad Kar Sote Hein, Ghar Ghar Me Chudai Hoti Hai!
iMaine Poochha Chand Se - Dekha Hai Koi Mere Yaar Sa Haseen;
Chand Ne Kaha - Bhosdike, Itni Upar Se Dikhta Hae Koi?
Yeh Baarish Ka Paani Aur Kagaz Ki Kashti;
Daaru Ki Botal, Bhujia Aur Ek Achhhi Gashti;
Yeh Jawaani Aur Sex, Bas Hai Do Pal Ki Masti;
Condom Lagana Dost, Kyonki Yeh Lulli Nahi Sasti!
Lund Toh Choot Ki Baddi Shaan Hoti Hai;
Lund Bina Choot Bhi Shamshaan Hoti Hai;
Yeh Zindgi Ke Saare Khel Toh Lund Ke Hein;
Warna Choot Aur Gaand Ek Samaan Hoti Hai!
Kal Chodne Ki Raat Thi, Sab Ne Kiya Apna Khada;
Kuchh Ne Kaha Mera Bada, Kuchh Ne Kaha Uska Bada;
Hum Bbhi Wahin Maujood They Hum Chup Rahe;
Bass Hans Diye, Jab Hum Ne Kiya Apna Khada!
Sab Ne Kaha: Oye Behenchod, Itna Bada... Itna Bada...
Woh Aye Mere Khwaab Main, Ehtalam Ho Gya;
Unki Bhi Izzat Bachh Gayee, Mera Bhi Kaam Ho Gya!
Meaning:Ehtalam Ehtalam: Nightfall
Arz kiya hai:
Main Kyun Karun Rabb Se Yeh Dua;
Ke Aapko Meri Umar Lag Jaye!
Ho Sakta Hai Aaj Aakhri Din Ho Mera;
Aur Aapke Yuhin 'Laudey' Lag Jayein!
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hai Ki Choot Per Baal Hein;
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hai Ki Choot Per Baal Hein;
Arey...
Yeh Toh Laude Ko Fasane Ke Liye Bichhaya Huwa Jaal Hein!
Kisi Ko Toot Kar Chahne Se Koi Mohabbat Nahi Hoti;
Use Paane Kee Khwahish Rakhne Se Mohabbat Nahi Hoti;
Mohabbat Toh Iss Duniya Kee Woh Azeem Cheez Hai;
Jo Kisi Se Ek Baar Ho Jaaye Toh Phir Kisi Aur Se Nahi Hoti!