Aurat Ko Apni Choot Ki Gahrai Pe Aggar Naaz Hai;
Toh Hume Bhi Apne Lund Ki Lambai Pe Fakar He;
Aggar Tumhari Choot Shabnam Ka Shabab Hai;
To Hamaara Lund Bhi Lucknow Ka Nawab Hai!

Ehsaan Kisika Kya Lena, Hum Muth Se Guzara Karte Hein;
Jab Yaad Sanam Ki Aati Hai, Uth Uth Ke Dobara Karte Hein!

Aayi Thi Meri Kabar Pe Diya Jalane Ke Liye;
Gaur Farmaiye...
Aayi Thi Meri Kabar Pe Diya Jalane Ke Liye;
Rakha Hua Tel Bhi Le Gai, Kisi Aur Se Chudwane Ke Liye!

Ghar Se Bahar Woh Nakab Main Nikli;
Saari Gali Unki Firak Mai Nikli;
Inkaar Karti Thi Woh Hamaari Mohabbat Se;
Hamari Hi Tasveer Unki 'Bra' Se Nikli!

Muddat Se Thi Tumko Chodne Ki Aas;
Magar Didar-e-Choot Ko Chaddi Mein Daba Diya;
Kisi Ne Di Jab Khabar Apke Chudne Ki;
To Itni Mari Muth Ke Apna Lauda Suja Liya!

Kisi Ki Choot Ke Liye Dil Tadapta Hai;
Kisi Ke Boobs Ke Liye Dil Tarasta Hai;
Kya Kahe Iss Kambakt Laude Ke Andaaz;
Jo Sapno Mein Bhi Yaad Karke Hasino ke Liye Tapakta Hai!

Hum Ne To Wafa Ki Thi, Par Uss Ne Hi Dil "Toda Mera";
Fir Ek Din Usne Message Kiya - "Hamari Yaad Aati Hai Kya"?
Hum Ne Bhi Likh Dia - "Lauda Mera"!

Arz Kiya Hai:
Nangi Nangi Pussy Mein Lund Fisal Geya;
Zara Gaur Farmiye:
Nangi Nangi Pussy Mein Lund Fisal Geya;
Dono Gotiya Pareshan, Sala Ustaad Kidhar Geya!

Jis Din Hum Unse Dil Laga Baithe;
Tanhai Mein Sukun Ki Maa Chuda Baithe;
Wo To So Gayi Bhenchod Kisi Aur Ke Saath;
Aur Hum Apni Hi Jhaton Mein Aag Laga Baithe !

Bra Ki Mehak Churai Nahi Jati;
Panty Ki Jhalak Chupai Nahi Jati;
Kitni Bhi Chothi Ho Ladki Ki Mosambi;
Ek Bar Choos Lo To Bhulai Nahi Jati!