Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Mein Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun;
Teri Ghane Kaale Balon Mein Phool Gulab Ka;
Kambakht Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai, Patta Patta Gulab Ka!

Qutub Minaar Ko Dekh Kar Galib Ka Dimaag Dauda;
Qutub Minaar Ko Dekh Kar Galib Ka Dimaag Dauda;
Aasmaan Ko Chodne Chala Dharti Ka Loda!

Masti Bhare Iss Yoovan Mein, Jab Baadal Barse Aangan Mein;
Sham Hui Jab Piya Ghar Aaye, Khaat Bichaya Aangan Mein;
Lab Chuse Stan Dabaye Aur Ling Ghusaya Jaangan Mein;
Wo Sisak Sisak Kar Ro Padi, Jab Baadal Barse Aangan Mein!

Kitna Adhura Lagta Hai:
Jab Baadal Ho Aur Barsaat Na Ho;
Jab Zindagi Ho Aur Pyar Na Ho;
Jab Aankhe Ho Aur Khawab Na Ho;
Aur Jab Khada Ho Aur Koi Jugaad Na Ho!

Woh Aapko Door Se Dekhkar Apna Dupatta Sambhal Leti Hai;
Wah Wah...
Woh Aapko Door Se Dekhkar Apna Dupatta Sambhal Leti Hai;
Mai Hairan Hu Iss Baat Se;
Ki Woh Itni Door Se Aapka Haramipan Kaise Pehchan Leti Hai!

Karat Karat Chudai Se Lund Hoat Balwaan;
Choot Mein Aawat Jaat Se Lund Bane Mahaan!

Fudduon Ki Kami Nahin Zamane Mein;
Katra Ke Chalo, Yeh Takra Ke Milte Hain!

Kudiyan Kudiyan Kardey Kardey, Tussi;
Jawaani Vich He Tussi Buddhey Ho Jana;
Ena Saaliyan Da Tan Kuchh Ni Jana;
Par Saleyo, Tussi Mutth Maar Maar Ke Kubbey Ho Jana!

Arz Kiya Hai...
Later the bus, longer the queue;
Gaur Farmaiega
Later the bus, longer the queue;
Shorter the skirt, awesome's the view!

Message Boobs Ho Bade Bade;
Bra Mein Ho Khade Khade;
Bar-Bar Chus, Khoob Inko Masal;
Par Tu Daant Se Kaat Mat, Kaat Mat;
Agneepath Agneepath Agneepath!

Tu Naa Thakna Kabhi;
Tu Naa Rukna Kabhi;
Roz Bar-Bar Chodne Ki;
Le Shapath Le Shapath;
Agneepath Agneepath Agneepath!