| Why it's called constipation instead of 'Gunah'! |
| When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there. I hope we can be like that. We won't always see each other, but we will always be there for one another. Miss You! |
| It's the perfect time to give a good start to another year. It's the time to feel good about everything. May you get everything, you wish with every passing year. Happy Birthday! |
| A healthy attitude is contagious, but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier. The real fun is spreading it around! |
| Be happy with nothing and you will be happy with everything. Good Morning and have a Great Day! |
| HR: There is a 2 years gap on your CV! Candidate: I was in jail. HR: Why? Candidate: I killed the guy who told me, "We'll call you back". HR: Welcome on board! |
| A lady donated her earrings to a beggar. Usne 'Balidaan' Kar Diya! |
| Happiness is seeing your ex with someone uglier than you! |
| Bunty: How's your new girlfriend? Pappu: She said that she wanted to walk down the aisle. Bunty: What did you do? Pappu: I sent her for grocery shopping! |
| Dating profiles are like gardens. You have to heap on fertilizers to get the flowers to come out! |
