| The only time when a man doesn't stare at a woman in local bus or train is when he's sitting on the ladies seat! |
| Teacher: What do you do after school? 1st Student: I go and buy weed from Baba. 2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Baba. 3rd Student: I go and buy cocaine from Baba. 4th Student: I always stay at home and do my homework. Teacher: You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name? 4th Student: Baba! |
| Mustard is very good for reducing weight. How to use: Take 1kg of mustard in a bowl, pour it on the floor. Now pick up each seed of mustard and put it into the bowl. If you want zero size then use Khas-Khas instead of mustard! |
| Be thankful for what you have today. Work hard for what you want tomorrow! |
| God doesn't give you the people you want, He gives you the people you need. Good Morning! |
| 'LOL' is like 'Pairi Pauna'. You say it without actually doing it! |
| Santa: I've finally decided to do something about my weight. Banta: What will you do? Santa: Lie! |
| A resume is just a fancy version of a `Will work for food` sign! |
| Just curious to know that if you clean a vacuum cleaner, are you a vacuum cleaner? |
| The four stages of medical treatment in India: Allopathy Homeopathy Sympathy Tirupati |
