| Interviewer: Why should we hire you? Candidate: Because I have passion. Interviewer: Show me. Candidate: Chalo Bahar, Parking Mein Khadi Hai! |
| I think I'm allergic to mornings! |
| A girl bought 10 pairs of clothes. "Ye To 6 Months Bhi Nahi Chalenge." A boy bought 4 t-shirts and 2 jeans. "Bas Ab Agle Janam Mein Kapde Lunga!" |
| Hierarchy of courts in ascending order : 1. Sub Judge 2. CJM Court 3. Session Court 3. High Court 4. Supreme Court 5. International Court of Justice 6. God 7. Arnab Goswami 8. Mother in law 9. Wife |
| Choose your company before you choose your drink! |
| I just found out that Rabindranath Tagore is the greatest artist ever. His work still gets a standing ovation! |
| Just because a person is silent, that doesn't mean he is not aware of fun and joy. It's possible that he is been married for long time! |
| People who hardly post on social media think they have a masters degree in maturity! |
| Sharing problems and asking for help doesn't mean that we are weak and incomplete. It usually indicates an advanced level of TRUST. Good Morning and have a Great Week! |
| Man: What is in 'Desert'? Waiter: Cactus! |
