| Banta: My wife isn't talking to me since 2 days, what to do? Santa: Just enjoy! |
| Girl: Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Pass? Boy: One Plus Five Girl: Six... Ab Batao Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Paas? |
| If you take your bahu for a vacation in Bali, she will become Bahubali! |
| Girls be like: Ladka Samjhdar Hona Chahiye, Pagal Main Khud Kar Dungi! |
| People don't understand how stressful it is to explain what's going on in your head when you don't even understand it yourself! |
| Learn from the mistakes of others... You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!! |
| Don't change so people like you. Be yourself and the right people will love you. Good Morning! |
| Girl: I love Iron Man. Boy (trying to impress her): Ghar Mein Sabke Kapde Mein hi Press Karta Hun! |
| Bihar CM is same, only the service provider has changed. This is called Chief Minister Portability! |
| Kabhi-Kabhi Dil Karta Hai Ki Typing Chhod Kar Auto-Correct Se Keh Dun... . . . . . . . . "Le Bhai Tu Likh Le, Tujhe Mujh Se Zyada Pata Hai!" |
