| Doctor: Do you smoke? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Alcohol? Patient: Yes, every day. Doctor: Exercise? Patient: Never. Doctor: Women? Patient: Plenty. Doctor: Can we be friends? |
| Define Sasikala: A person who can transform a resort into a prison and a prison into a resort! |
| Why do we only rest in peace? Why don't we live in peace too?? |
| Learn to wipe your tears, a borrowed handkerchief might have germs! |
| One day you'll be just a memory for some. So make it a good one. Good Morning & Have a Nice Day! |
| Pappu to the shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena. Shopkeeper: A4? Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar! |
| Interviewer: Do you have any question? Female Candidate: Do I look fat in this dress?? |
| HR: Why should I hire you? Candidate: Mere Baad Koi Aur Ayega, Phirse Interview Lena Padega, Aptitude, Technical Round... Kitna Kaam Karoge Sir Wohi Salary Mein? Hired |
| The government is tracking all who are buying tomatoes at these obscene prices... Now the next thing is 'detomatonisation'! |
| We dream of making Mars more like Earth, while we continue to make Earth more like Mars! |
