| Who called him a gardener, and not Gulshan Grower? |
| Don't forget that sometimes 'No response' is also a response! |
| All the endings are just beginnings; we just don't know it at the time. Good Morning! |
| Girlfriend: Can you tell me how to make a tea? Boyfriend: Yeah, put some milk. Girlfriend: Done, next? Boyfriend: Ab Thoda Shakkar. Girlfriend: Kal Raat Ko Phone Kyon Nahi Uthaya Mera? |
| A prisoner managed to escape after 12 years in prison. When he got home his wife looked at him and said, "Where the hell have you been? They said on the news that you escaped 8 hours ago!" |
| A sincere request to Mukesh Ambani to step into multiplex business and bring down the prices of Popcorns! |
| A girl's group message with her best friends holds more secrets than any 'National Secret Agency'! |
| Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Girl: Rehne Do, Tum Nahi Samjhoge! |
| Similarity between me and my friends: Hum Sab Ek Doosre Ki Nazron Mein Pagal Hain! |
| A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others!! |
