| Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive! |
| I am pretty sure the pages in my textbooks are chloroform coated. Never let me finish my study! |
| Sometimes I wonder, why it is called 'Dahej' and not 'BahuMulya'! |
| I am so single that the last time somebody noticed me I was in my mom's womb! |
| NIKE was found by Men, so its tagline says, "Just do it!" If "Nike" had been founded by a Woman, its tagline would have been... "Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... anyway you don't listen to me... Do What You Want To Do... Why don't you ask your mother... Who am I to say anything... But it has to happen and you have to do it!" |
| All married men say after many years of marriage: "Our marriage is based on trust and understanding." She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her! |
| Wife: Meri Sharafat Dekho, Maine Tumhein Dekhe Bagair Hi Shaadi Karli. Husband: Aur Meri Sharafat Dekho, Maine Dekh Kar Bhi Inkaar Nahi Kiya! |
| Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Good Morning! |
| Girl: Why don't you go to a gym? Boy: Why should I go? Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough! |
| What is common between Zindagi Ka Safar & Women? . . . . . . . . . . Koi Samjha Nahi... Koi Jaana Nahi! |
