| In Gym: Girl: Okay, so how do I get in shape? Trainer: You need to eat less and exercise more. Girl: Please stop joking, I am serious! |
| Science will admit when it is wrong; but Religion will kill to prove it is right! |
| If you want happiness then be happy with nothing and you will be happy with everything! |
| Every moment of your life is a picture which you had never seen before and which you'll never see again. So enjoy and live life and make your each moment beautiful. Good Morning! |
| After having severe stomach pain, a girl visited the doctor's clinic. Doctor: What did you have for lunch? Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke. Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Sach Mein Kya Khaya Tha Woh Batao? Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi Aur Roti! |
| Santa: Doctor, I am unable to sleep. Doctor: Try a cozy bed, a dim light, and light music. Santa: But how is this all possible in office? |
| Wife: You know, I hate you when you drink. Husband: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink! |
| A True Fact: Men may get over their Ex. but they can never get over their Xbox! |
| Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria. Pappu: Here it is, Sir. Teacher: Where? It's a blank. You haven't drawn anything. Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope! |
| Dear Husband, Thank you for never listening to me so I can always claim that I told you something! |
