| Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria. Pappu: Here it is, Sir. Teacher: Where? It's a blank. You haven't drawn anything. Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope! |
| Dear Husband, Thank you for never listening to me so I can always claim that I told you something! |
| Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims that their build is the official release! |
| Never give up on your dreams just because of the time it will take to accomplish them. The time will pass anyway! |
| Success doesn't depend on the size of our brain. It's totally dependent on the size of our thoughts. Good Morning and have a Great Day! |
| When the Astrologer said that I was born for Bigger Things in Life - Little did I know his predictions would be so accurate... I moved from S to M to L to XL to XXL! |
| Now the Chinese are mass-producing stickers saying: "Boycott Chinese Products" and selling those stickers in India! |
| According a survey, a self-obsessed person is a perfect donor for a heart transplant... after all, it's never been used! |
| No matter how much I eat, there is always room for dessert. Dessert doesn't go to the stomach, it goes to the heart! |
| Wife: I think... Husband: ...Exactly! Wife: But I haven't said anything yet. Husband: Doesn't matter. You're right! |
