| Wife: I think... Husband: ...Exactly! Wife: But I haven't said anything yet. Husband: Doesn't matter. You're right! |
| Staying single is stylish. Divorce is in vogue. Live-in is common. Extra-marital is happening. And here we are - Married! Bloody totally outdated! |
| Life is like surfing to keep your balance you must keep moving! |
| Morning is like a blank page, fill it with your colours and imagination. Good Morning! |
| I love how music takes you away to a whole new place like Himesh Reshammiya is playing at this restaurant so now I'm going to another restaurant! |
| Zindagi Mein Sapne Ya To Yakeen Se Poore Hote Hain, Ya Whiskey Aur Namkeen Se Poore Hote Hain! |
| A true fact: World's most complicated and difficult things are Men and Maths, but atleast Maths has logic! |
| Relationship status: Single by choice... just not my choice! |
| The Patanjali salt packet says it was created 250 million years ago from the Himalayan rock salt bed. The Label says expiry date is `2018`. Guess they dug it up just in time! |
| If you have too many women in your life, you are successful like Mr. Trump. If you have no woman in your life, then also you are successful like Mr. Modi. The real issue is for those who have 1 wife! |
