What's the worst part about going out to eat duck? The Bill! |
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off! |
Is Nandigram really saying TATA to DIDI? A NANO joke! |
Yeh Jo 4-5 Log Meri Har Post Par React Karte Hain Na... Mann Karta Ha, Poori Property Inke Naam Likh Dun! |
People don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed! |
All love stories end in tragedy. It's either a break-up or a marriage! |
Colleague: Can you recommend something for constant headaches? Santa: Have you tried marriage? |
When the wife is giving silent treatment: 1. 10% of the husbands are worried. 2. 15% of the husbands try to know why. 3. 75% of the husbands enjoy peace & quiet. |
Dear Women, Men are like roses, you need to watch out for the pricks before you choose one! |
Friend: When my wife is quiet, I'm really scared. Me: Your wife becomes quiet? |