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  • What's the worst part about going out to eat duck?
The Bill!Upload to Facebook
    What's the worst part about going out to eat duck? The Bill!
  • Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one - and let the other off!
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    Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off!
  • Is Nandigram really saying TATA to DIDI?
A NANO joke!
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    Is Nandigram really saying TATA to DIDI? A NANO joke!
  • Yeh Jo 4-5 Log Meri Har Post Par React Karte Hain Na...
Mann Karta Ha, Poori Property Inke Naam Likh Dun!Upload to Facebook
    Yeh Jo 4-5 Log Meri Har Post Par React Karte Hain Na... Mann Karta Ha, Poori Property Inke Naam Likh Dun!
  • People don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed!Upload to Facebook
    People don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed!
  • All love stories end in tragedy. It's either a break-up or a marriage!Upload to Facebook
    All love stories end in tragedy. It's either a break-up or a marriage!
  • Colleague: Can you recommend something for constant headaches?<br/>
Santa: Have you tried marriage?Upload to Facebook
    Colleague: Can you recommend something for constant headaches?
    Santa: Have you tried marriage?
  • When the wife is giving silent treatment:<br/>
1. 10% of the husbands are worried.<br/>
2. 15% of the husbands try to know why.<br/>
3. 75% of the husbands enjoy peace & quiet.Upload to Facebook
    When the wife is giving silent treatment:
    1. 10% of the husbands are worried.
    2. 15% of the husbands try to know why.
    3. 75% of the husbands enjoy peace & quiet.
  • Dear Women,<br/>
Men are like roses, you need to watch out for the pricks before you choose one!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Women,
    Men are like roses, you need to watch out for the pricks before you choose one!
  • Friend: When my wife is quiet, I'm really scared.<br/>
Me: Your wife becomes quiet?Upload to Facebook
    Friend: When my wife is quiet, I'm really scared.
    Me: Your wife becomes quiet?
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