People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zone, yet no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable! |
A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking towards his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain. "I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you $5000." "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore'." "I'll take it," the attorney said! |
Work from home scenario: Customer: Can I speak to someone higher than you? Employee: Mummyyyyyyy... |
Easter is the time to remember the sacrifice made by Lord Christ and His unconditional love. Let us follow the right path shown by the Son of the God. Happy Easter! |
The fantastic signs of springtime bring the true spirit of Easter. Enjoy this happy time of cheerfulness and hope. Have a great Easter! |
Time to paint some colorful eggs, eat a few chocolate bunnies, and spend time with friends and family. Happy Easter! |
Anybody who easily believes lies about you without hearing you is already looking for a way to be against you! |
I promised my wife that I won't smoke again. Just to make sure that I didn't smoke, she left the gas on before she went out shopping and didn't even tell me. Feel so lucky to have such a caring woman in my life! |
Not every friend request is a friend request, some are just surveillance cameras! |
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already! |