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  • Bhakt: Baba, Vishwas Aur Andh Vishwas Mein Kya Farak Hai?</br>
Baba: Jisne Daaru Di Woh Namkeen Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Vishwas. Lekin Jisne Namkeen Diya Woh Daaru Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Andh Vishwas!Upload to Facebook
    Bhakt: Baba, Vishwas Aur Andh Vishwas Mein Kya Farak Hai?
    Baba: Jisne Daaru Di Woh Namkeen Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Vishwas. Lekin Jisne Namkeen Diya Woh Daaru Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Andh Vishwas!
  • A father took his six-year-old daughter to office on the `Take your kids to work day`.</br>
The little girl ran around the office excitedly but soon started crying.</br>
The father and his concerned colleagues gathered around the girl trying to find out what upset her.</br>
Sobbing loudly the girl said `Daddy where are all the clowns you said you worked with?`Upload to Facebook
    A father took his six-year-old daughter to office on the "Take your kids to work day".
    The little girl ran around the office excitedly but soon started crying.
    The father and his concerned colleagues gathered around the girl trying to find out what upset her.
    Sobbing loudly the girl said "Daddy where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"
  • After my final visit to the dentist (number of root canals and cap), my wife said, `Your mouth has more ceramic than teeth now... you need to switch to Harpic instead of Colgate!`Upload to Facebook
    After my final visit to the dentist (number of root canals and cap), my wife said, "Your mouth has more ceramic than teeth now... you need to switch to Harpic instead of Colgate!"
  • Holi is the time to unwind, de-stress and bond with sweets, Thandai and colours.</br>
Come let's rejuvenate by immersing ourselves in the colour of joy, happiness and laughter.</br>
Happy Holi!Upload to Facebook
    Holi is the time to unwind, de-stress and bond with sweets, Thandai and colours.
    Come let's rejuvenate by immersing ourselves in the colour of joy, happiness and laughter.
    Happy Holi!
  • If Mumbai Police does not respond on dialing 100, add seven more zeroes!
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    If Mumbai Police does not respond on dialing 100, add seven more zeroes!
  • Height of Namak Harami:<br/>
NIA recovered 11 Sims from Sachin Vaze.<br/>
All were JIO!Upload to Facebook
    Height of Namak Harami:
    NIA recovered 11 Sims from Sachin Vaze.
    All were JIO!
  • Breaking News:</br>
Mumbai's underworld has threatened to go on an indefinite strike. They are opposing the government's entry into their profession!Upload to Facebook
    Breaking News:
    Mumbai's underworld has threatened to go on an indefinite strike. They are opposing the government's entry into their profession!
  • Newton's 4th law:</br>
Corona Virus is directly proportional to Educational Institutions. It increases after the submission of the fee and decreases at the time of exams and remains constant at other places!Upload to Facebook
    Newton's 4th law:
    Corona Virus is directly proportional to Educational Institutions. It increases after the submission of the fee and decreases at the time of exams and remains constant at other places!
  • People over 45 can get the vaccination from 1st April.<br/>
This has caused grave concern amongst women who've been in their late 30s for the last ten years!Upload to Facebook
    People over 45 can get the vaccination from 1st April.
    This has caused grave concern amongst women who've been in their late 30s for the last ten years!
  • Friend 1: You should try Yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose.</br>
Friend 2: So does Vodka. Without all that sweating!Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: You should try Yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose.
    Friend 2: So does Vodka. Without all that sweating!
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