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Upload to Facebook Before getting married, men should pierce their ears. That will give them a hint about what's going to happen after the marriage: 1. They will be in pain 2. They need to buy jewelry -
Upload to Facebook The seven great immortals according to the Puranas are: 1. King Bali 2. Ashwatthama 3. Ved Vyas 4. Hanuman 5. Vibhishan 6. Kripacharya 7. Parshurama If your name is not on the above list, please wear a mask! -
Upload to Facebook May the spirit of Holi bring you joy;
The gladness of Holi gives you Hope;
The warmth of Holi grant you cheer.
Wish you a very happy Holi! -
Upload to Facebook Holi is the day to express love with colours. It is a time to show affection. All the colours that are on you are of love! Happy Holi! -
Upload to Facebook I need to buy my wife a GPS. She always complains that she doesn't know where we're going in our life! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: You're a star. Santa: Wow, because I'm awesome? Jeeto: No, it's because I want you to be a million light-years away from me! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Ever since I was little, I wanted to be an astronaut. Girl: Because you love space? Boy: No, because I hate the people on Earth! -
Upload to Facebook 'Mere Saamne Wali Khidki Mein Ek Chaand Ka Tukda Rehta Hai' song was playing on my TV this morning. Saamne Ke Teen Ghar Se Teen Padosan Bahar Aayi Aur Aapas Mein Behes Shuru Kar Di Ki Yeh Gaana Unke Liye Lagaya Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Red for love, green for prosperity, orange for success and pink for happiness. May God bless you and your family with all these colours. Happy Holi! -
Upload to Facebook Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn't mean you can't advocate against it now. It doesn't make you a hypocrite. You just grew. Don't let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset!
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