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Upload to Facebook Always end the day with a positive thought. No matter how hard things were, tomorrow's a fresh opportunity to make it better. Good Night! -
Upload to Facebook What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad! -
Upload to Facebook What if FedEx and UPS merged together? They will be called FedUps! -
Upload to Facebook Before our marriage, my wife said all she wanted me to be was a true lover, a trusted friend & a loving father. But she never told me that she also wanted me to be an electrician, plumber, cleaner, babysitter, launderer, sweeper, mechanic, driver & cook. IT WAS A SCAM! -
Upload to Facebook My teacher asked me to make up a sentence using the words defence, defeat and detail. When a horse jumps over defence defeat goes first then detail! -
Upload to Facebook There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler! -
Upload to Facebook ਮਨਮੁਖ ਸਉ ਕਰਿ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਸੁਖ ਕਿ ਪੁਛਿਹ ਮਿਤ! ਗੁਰਮੁਖ ਸਉ ਕਰਿ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਸਤਿਗੁਰ ਸਉ ਲਾਇ ਚਿਤ!! If you make friends with the self-willed Mamukhs, O friend, who can you ask for peace? Make friends with the Gurmukhs, And focus your consciousness on the True Guru! ~ SGGS Ji: Ang 1421 -
Upload to Facebook Not all relationships will lead to marriage, some will help you discover new restaurants! -
Upload to Facebook Police Officer: Do you realize how dangerously your car was swerving between the lanes? Santa: Sorry officer, but I'm terribly drunk. Police Officer: But that's not an excuse to let your wife drive! -
Upload to Facebook Water is a good beverage if taken with the right spirit!
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