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  • Marriage counselor: Your partner allows you to make independent decisions?</br>
I look at the wife.</br>
Wife nods.</br>
Me: Yes, of course!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage counselor: Your partner allows you to make independent decisions?
    I look at the wife.
    Wife nods.
    Me: Yes, of course!
  • Weird fact:</br>
My wife makes new friends every month. I'm only friends with the same five guys for the last 30 years!Upload to Facebook
    Weird fact:
    My wife makes new friends every month. I'm only friends with the same five guys for the last 30 years!
  • Revolution was the vital living force indicative of eternal conflict between life and death, the old and the new, light and the darkness.</br>
~ Bhagat Singh</br>
Tribute to Bhagat Singh on his martyrdom day!Upload to Facebook
    Revolution was the vital living force indicative of eternal conflict between life and death, the old and the new, light and the darkness.
    ~ Bhagat Singh
    Tribute to Bhagat Singh on his martyrdom day!
  • Merciless criticism and independent thinking are two traits of revolutionary thinking. Lovers, lunatics and poets are made of the same stuff.</br>
~ Shaheed Bhagat Singh</br>
Tribute to the legends on their martyrdom day!Upload to Facebook
    Merciless criticism and independent thinking are two traits of revolutionary thinking. Lovers, lunatics and poets are made of the same stuff.
    ~ Shaheed Bhagat Singh
    Tribute to the legends on their martyrdom day!
  • In our hard times, God gives us chance to realize our mistakes, to improve ourselves. So never take a hard time as a punishment. It's a blessing from God!Upload to Facebook
    In our hard times, God gives us chance to realize our mistakes, to improve ourselves. So never take a hard time as a punishment. It's a blessing from God!
  • Men are from Mars and women are from a place where they complain about the way in which everything is done on Mars!Upload to Facebook
    Men are from Mars and women are from a place where they complain about the way in which everything is done on Mars!
  • Married women are so prone to taunting, even if they don't intend to.</br>
They don't mean it sometimes, it just occurs spontaneously!Upload to Facebook
    Married women are so prone to taunting, even if they don't intend to.
    They don't mean it sometimes, it just occurs spontaneously!
  • My new diet plan is where I don't eat anything for 12 hours straight from the morning and then destroy my body with alcohol and junk food for dinner.</br>
It's called intermittent fattening!Upload to Facebook
    My new diet plan is where I don't eat anything for 12 hours straight from the morning and then destroy my body with alcohol and junk food for dinner.
    It's called intermittent fattening!
  • I've seen what happens to people who follow the advice I give them.</br>
Hence I never practice what I preach!Upload to Facebook
    I've seen what happens to people who follow the advice I give them.
    Hence I never practice what I preach!
  • I love modern technology. I can type a few letters on a screen and offend an idiot thousands of miles away!</br>
#SocialMediaUpload to Facebook
    I love modern technology. I can type a few letters on a screen and offend an idiot thousands of miles away!
    #SocialMedia
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