Marriage counselor: Your partner allows you to make independent decisions? I look at the wife. Wife nods. Me: Yes, of course! |
Weird fact: My wife makes new friends every month. I'm only friends with the same five guys for the last 30 years! |
Revolution was the vital living force indicative of eternal conflict between life and death, the old and the new, light and the darkness. ~ Bhagat Singh Tribute to Bhagat Singh on his martyrdom day! |
Merciless criticism and independent thinking are two traits of revolutionary thinking. Lovers, lunatics and poets are made of the same stuff. ~ Shaheed Bhagat Singh Tribute to the legends on their martyrdom day! |
In our hard times, God gives us chance to realize our mistakes, to improve ourselves. So never take a hard time as a punishment. It's a blessing from God! |
Men are from Mars and women are from a place where they complain about the way in which everything is done on Mars! |
Married women are so prone to taunting, even if they don't intend to. They don't mean it sometimes, it just occurs spontaneously! |
My new diet plan is where I don't eat anything for 12 hours straight from the morning and then destroy my body with alcohol and junk food for dinner. It's called intermittent fattening! |
I've seen what happens to people who follow the advice I give them. Hence I never practice what I preach! |
I love modern technology. I can type a few letters on a screen and offend an idiot thousands of miles away! #SocialMedia |