Just heard a man had an accident while playing 'peek-a-boo'. He's currently in the 'ICU'! |
Modern appliances are really spying on us and sending back data on our habits. It's not new... Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years! |
Even the most spiritual beings want their Tupperware boxes back! |
Money is never actually yours, it's just your turn to use it. Good Morning! |
So I named my phone Titanic. Now, whenever I use Bluetooth it says that Titanic is syncing! |
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun. Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years! |
It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong! |
I always keep the GPS in my car switched off as my wife doesn't want any other woman giving me orders! |
While at home: Why isn't there more kindness in the world? While driving: I hate every single person on this planet! |
Girls bring up their boyfriends to get guys to stop flirting with them, guys bring up their girlfriends to indicate that they're not flirting! |