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Upload to Facebook Finding grey hair is a sign of youth. Older people don't have to "find" it. It's just there! -
Upload to Facebook My girlfriend complains a lot that I don't smile anymore.
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Upload to Facebook Saw an old man dancing in the street. I think he finally cleared his CA exam! -
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I just perform random gravity checks! -
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