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Upload to Facebook Just heard a man had an accident while playing 'peek-a-boo'.
He's currently in the 'ICU'! -
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It's not new... Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years! -
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Upload to Facebook Money is never actually yours, it's just your turn to use it.
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Upload to Facebook So I named my phone Titanic.
Now, whenever I use Bluetooth it says that Titanic is syncing! -
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Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years! -
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Upload to Facebook I always keep the GPS in my car switched off as my wife doesn't want any other woman giving me orders! -
Upload to Facebook While at home: Why isn't there more kindness in the world?
While driving: I hate every single person on this planet! -
Upload to Facebook Girls bring up their boyfriends to get guys to stop flirting with them, guys bring up their girlfriends to indicate that they're not flirting!
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