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Upload to Facebook Don't tell people to respect their elders. Be an elder worth respecting! -
Upload to Facebook ਜਾ ਕਉ ਤੁਮ ਭਏ ਸਮਰਥ ਅੰਗਾ ॥
ਤਾ ਕਉ ਕਛੁ ਨਾਹੀ ਕਾਲੰਗਾ ॥੧॥
ਮਾਧਉ ਜਾ ਕਉ ਹੈ ਆਸ ਤੁਮਾਰੀ ॥
ਤਾ ਕਉ ਕਛੁ ਨਾਹੀ ਸੰਸਾਰੀ ॥੧॥ ਰਹਾਉ ॥
Those who have You on their side, O All-powerful Lord,
No black stain can stick to them. ||1||
O Lord of wealth, those who place their hopes in You,
Nothing of the world can touch them at all. ||1||
Tribute to Guru Arjan Dev Ji on his martyrdom! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade! -
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Husband: Again or still? -
Upload to Facebook The reason most people buy new phones is not that they want a new phone it's because they need something new to show off! -
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Girl: Finally, someone who understands me! -
Upload to Facebook Therapist: What brings you in today?
Man: I have a terrible fear of Tsunamis.
Therapist: How bad is it?
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Upload to Facebook I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, "This isn't for me!"
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