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Dad: A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
Family: Ok, so?
Dad: They gave me another one free of charge. -
When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others...
The same applies when you are stupid. -
Santa: 14th February ko kya hai ?
Banta: Tere paas biwi hai ya girlfriend?
Santa: Biwi.
Banta: To phir Basant Panchami hai !!! -
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Told her it's because I can't stand doing it!]()
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Told her it's because I can't stand doing it! -
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They break out in hives!]()
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They break out in hives! -
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I thought: `That's an unnecessary comma` and then it hit me!]()
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I thought: "That's an unnecessary comma" and then it hit me! -
![The salesman at the furniture store told me, `This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.`<br/>
I said, `Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?`]()
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I said, `Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?` -
![Google Khoje,<br/>
Yahoo Khoje,<br/>
Aur Khoje Bing...<br/>
Kahat Kabira Sun Bhai Sadho, You Gotta Search Within!]()
Upload to Facebook Google Khoje,
Yahoo Khoje,
Aur Khoje Bing...
Kahat Kabira Sun Bhai Sadho, You Gotta Search Within! -
![Make today so awesome yesterday gets jealous!<br/>
Good Morning!]()
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Good Morning! -
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Upload to Facebook Whoever said "your harshest critic is yourself" obviously wasn't married!
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