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  • Jeeto to Pappu before Exam: Pen Rakh Leya?<br />
Pappu: Hanji<br />
Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya?
Pappu: Hanji<br />
Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto to Pappu before Exam: Pen Rakh Leya?
    Pappu: Hanji
    Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji
    Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin!
  • HR to Candidate: Your CV is bloated with half-truths, false praise, exaggeration and unsubstantiated accomplishments. I'd like to hire you to write our Annual Report!Upload to Facebook
    HR to Candidate: Your CV is bloated with half-truths, false praise, exaggeration and unsubstantiated accomplishments. I'd like to hire you to write our Annual Report!
  • Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.<Br>
Wife: Shut Aap!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.
    Wife: Shut Aap!
  • A Narcissist's Prayer:<br /><br />

That didn't happen.<br />
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.<br />
And if it was, that's not a big deal.<br />
And if it is, that's not my fault.<br />
And if it was, I didn't mean it.<br />
And if I did, You deserved it!Upload to Facebook
    A Narcissist's Prayer:

    That didn't happen.
    And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
    And if it was, that's not a big deal.
    And if it is, that's not my fault.
    And if it was, I didn't mean it.
    And if I did, You deserved it!
  • Whatever you decide to do, make sure it brings a smile to your face and joy to your heart!<br />
Have a blessed day!Upload to Facebook
    Whatever you decide to do, make sure it brings a smile to your face and joy to your heart!
    Have a blessed day!
  • What do pigs use in the shower?<br />
Hogwash!Upload to Facebook
    What do pigs use in the shower?
    Hogwash!
  • Dear Vegetarians,<br />
If you want to save animals then why are you eating their food?Upload to Facebook
    Dear Vegetarians,
    If you want to save animals then why are you eating their food?
  • Did you know that 10 to 20 minutes of meditation per day can significantly reduce the risk of giving a sh*t about things that don't truly matter!Upload to Facebook
    Did you know that 10 to 20 minutes of meditation per day can significantly reduce the risk of giving a sh*t about things that don't truly matter!
  • What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
<br />
That is pollution....<br /><br />

What happens if all of them drown?
<br />
That is a solution ....!!!Upload to Facebook
    What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
    That is pollution....

    What happens if all of them drown?
    That is a solution ....!!!
  • I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.
    She didn't know 'I' existed.
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