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  • What do pigs use in the shower?<br />
Hogwash!Upload to Facebook
    What do pigs use in the shower?
    Hogwash!
  • Dear Vegetarians,<br />
If you want to save animals then why are you eating their food?Upload to Facebook
    Dear Vegetarians,
    If you want to save animals then why are you eating their food?
  • Did you know that 10 to 20 minutes of meditation per day can significantly reduce the risk of giving a sh*t about things that don't truly matter!Upload to Facebook
    Did you know that 10 to 20 minutes of meditation per day can significantly reduce the risk of giving a sh*t about things that don't truly matter!
  • What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
<br />
That is pollution....<br /><br />

What happens if all of them drown?
<br />
That is a solution ....!!!Upload to Facebook
    What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
    That is pollution....

    What happens if all of them drown?
    That is a solution ....!!!
  • My wife asked me why I was doing the dishes while sitting down.<br/>
Told her it's because I can't stand doing it!Upload to Facebook
    My wife asked me why I was doing the dishes while sitting down.
    Told her it's because I can't stand doing it!
  • Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen?<br/>
They break out in hives!Upload to Facebook
    Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen?
    They break out in hives!
  • I was walking past a farm and a sign said `Duck, eggs`<br/>
I thought: `That's an unnecessary comma` and then it hit me!Upload to Facebook
    I was walking past a farm and a sign said "Duck, eggs"
    I thought: "That's an unnecessary comma" and then it hit me!
  • The salesman at the furniture store told me, `This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.`<br/>
I said, `Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?`Upload to Facebook
    The salesman at the furniture store told me, `This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.`
    I said, `Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?`
  • Google Khoje,<br/>
Yahoo Khoje,<br/>
Aur Khoje Bing...<br/>
Kahat Kabira Sun Bhai Sadho, You Gotta Search Within!Upload to Facebook
    Google Khoje,
    Yahoo Khoje,
    Aur Khoje Bing...
    Kahat Kabira Sun Bhai Sadho, You Gotta Search Within!
  • Make today so awesome yesterday gets jealous!<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Make today so awesome yesterday gets jealous!
    Good Morning!
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