Someone tried to sell me a coffin today. I said that's the last thing I need! |
My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backward. I asked, "Y not?" |
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward! |
The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal. People were lined up for blocks! |
There's a generation of children who will discover all the terrible things their parents wrote online! |
Don't know who made this but it's spot on! Sacrificed the nation for winning a state. Lost both! |
Our marriage isn't working. ~ Bill Gates. Have you tried turning it off and on again? |
After Bill Gates and Hrithik Roshan's divorce, one thing is confirmed that girls don't fall for money or looks!My wife specializes in Sighcology! |
My wife specializes in Sighcology! |
I once dated a condemned witch. There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now she's just an old flame! |