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  • Someone tried to sell me a coffin today.<br/>
I said that's the last thing I need!Upload to Facebook
    Someone tried to sell me a coffin today.
    I said that's the last thing I need!
  • My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backward.<br/>
I asked, `Y not?`Upload to Facebook
    My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backward.
    I asked, "Y not?"
  • My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.<br/>
That would be a big step forward!Upload to Facebook
    My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
    That would be a big step forward!
  • The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal.<br/>
People were lined up for blocks!Upload to Facebook
    The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal.
    People were lined up for blocks!
  • There's a generation of children who will discover all the terrible things their parents wrote online!Upload to Facebook
    There's a generation of children who will discover all the terrible things their parents wrote online!
  • Don't know who made this but it's spot on!</br>
Sacrificed the nation for winning a state.</br>
Lost both!Upload to Facebook
    Don't know who made this but it's spot on!
    Sacrificed the nation for winning a state.
    Lost both!
  • Our marriage isn't working.</br></br>

~ Bill Gates.</br></br>

Have you tried turning it off and on again?Upload to Facebook
    Our marriage isn't working.

    ~ Bill Gates.

    Have you tried turning it off and on again?
  • After Bill Gates and Hrithik Roshan's divorce, one thing is confirmed that girls don't fall for money or looks!My wife specializes in Sighcology!Upload to Facebook
    After Bill Gates and Hrithik Roshan's divorce, one thing is confirmed that girls don't fall for money or looks!My wife specializes in Sighcology!
  • My wife specializes in Sighcology!Upload to Facebook
    My wife specializes in Sighcology!
  • I once dated a condemned witch.</br>
There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now she's just an old flame!Upload to Facebook
    I once dated a condemned witch.
    There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now she's just an old flame!
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